me, hunched over a bubbling cauldron,
the ancient scrolls spread out on the dining table as I flick through cosmic wisdom.
my face flushed in panic, my hair pinging like Doc Brown.
one hand holding my ladle, in the other, a wand;
Donny hurrying me up cos Dinner is ready and he needs the table...
Freeze.
Okay, but let me say, what a picture right?
So that didn't exactly happen...
maybe not the hurrying up part, but I did get some intel for you.
*drum roll*
SO for the juice, you've been begging for me to squeeze.... your life in 2025.
These are like a sneak peek into the energetic road map of the year ahead — a way for you to start wrapping your head around the opportunities and challenges that await.
So grab a coffee (or a wine) and let’s get into it:
♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19) You’re either running the show this year or switching circuses. 2025 doesn’t have time for hesitation, so stop second-guessing yourself. Take risks, make the moves, and for the love of everything, leave perfection at the door - immediate action beats perfection any day. I can see Aries lock in at least two powerful projects in 2025 that not only flood them with pride but bring an incredible path to relocation, family building, retirement planning etc. I can also see lots of Aries Entrepreneurs being heavily involved in championing innovative AI rollouts (not like we need more robots but they're coming).
♉ Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Comfort zones? Nah, we’re torching those. Gimme your hand, take this lighter and this fuel... and PULL. Sure, you love stability, but if you want 2025 to work for you, you’ll need to take some calculated risks. That big idea you’re sitting on? Yeah, it'll take off. Get freakishly bold. I see your phone buzzing by June with offers that feel like the heavens just opened up. People want to follow up on that email, text or DM that got buried.
♊ Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Talk less, execute more. All I hear is "yappa yappa yappa, shut it plz". (the girlies who will get it will get it). Opportunities are f*cking knocking at your door, but they’ll slam the door if you’re all talk and no action. Focus, babeeeee. Focus and take this kingdom in silence. I see Gemini being in their absolute masculine this year and locking in. A lot of fluffy, cute habits are going to dissolve to make way for some robust and sturdy moves.
♋ Cancer (June 21 - July 22) 2025 is tired of your trad-wife tendencies inside your mind. The "I better do it cos I always do" sh*t show that never gets appreciated.. You’ve got the intuition and the emotional strength to level UP, but only if you stop letting fear call the shots. You can be a bold boss. That big move you’re scared of? It’s the one that changes everything. I also see partnerships with OTHER water signs coming in. This is romantic and occupational. Lots of Cancer and Scorpio loves starting to bloom after Christmas. This coming year I also see a lot of physical changes to Cancerians that they were shy to do. Tattoos, dental, lipo and other cosmetic surgeries and procedures.
♌ Leo (July 23 - August 22) Look, you’re already a star — but 2025 wants you to prove it. This isn’t the year for half-measures. Show up, show out, and let your creativity and charisma blow everyone away. Just keep your ego in check, alright? Some haters out there need culling off your social media roster. Your 2024 hobbies you started or indulged in will pollinate into even further opportunities that I see have a price tag attached. Vlogger for fun? Get ready to get those checks.
♍ Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Perfection isn’t the goal anymore; progress is. Stop wasting time trying to make everything flawless and just get it DONE. Half done bits and bobs are all over the place in your proverbial workshop. 2025 rewards non-stop action taking — messy, imperfect, but effective action. Get out of your own way girlie pop. I see whatever was clogging your focus and movement in 2024 around July/August will fall off. Identity crisis in the first half of the year produce some really good lessons in who's just hanging around you because you're hot af and attractive but offer zero value.
♎ Libra (September 23 - October 22) Stop trying to make everyone happy. 2025 is about YOU. If they don't make you money, make you happy or make you hot under the collar, it's time for them to SCOOT. The opportunities coming your way will demand lots of focus and some tough decisions. But that fat check will make it worth it. Some old lessons from 2016-2018 are arising again for you to get your journal out and refresh on. New friendships dropping in that feel aligned and easy, helping you to actually achieve some goals that work better with positive peer pressure.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You are STUCK in their head. I'm talking about the people you've webbed your glorious cob-web around. This relates to love and career. People are shook to know your SAUCE is actually a line up, and has several other flavours. Meaning, show em' the triple tuck after the double backflip. Get those gifts, talents and skills out of that dang box. You've got some major wins first half of the year right out of the gate that feel scary to even know. You will be on top and not the bottom and it shows almost immediately in the year.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Get off the fence by January. If you’ve been sitting on the fence about a big move or change, get off it. 2025 wants "I'm going to do it on my own then" action, not half-hearted maybes. Take the leap. Stay the course, and get back into your Spirituality ... what happened to prayer girl? You were quite spiritual but a dip in your practices will lift by February. Align with that moon, print off the schedule this year, because the moon and it's cycles are about to be the wave you need to make a month of success happen in a single day.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your grind is paying off, but don’t let your workaholic tendencies steal your life. Success without joy is just a trap. Work smarter, not harder, and make time to actually enjoy the empire you’re building. Don't get too rigid cos it bores everyone, including yourself. BORING is the word coming up for your first little bit of 2025. You won't feel like it's taking off like a rocket, but just wait, not everyone gets fireworks and confetti starting the year. You're going to get some pay off by April and it's in the LOVE department. Some deeeeeep intentions are coming in and ready to wrap you in the blanket you know you're worthy of.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You’ve got the vision, but vision without action is just daydreaming, and you're an athlete at just fluffing about sometimes. 2025 is about making your BIG ideas really real. No one’s going to hand you the crown; you’ve got to claim it. Go all in cos I saw dazzling heights. You can't possibly win in the first half of the year when your body is just out of wack. Lots of Aquarius will be starting some new gym routines, getting that PT, cutting that sweet tooth... it's time to prioritise feeling good by LOOKING good right away in 2025. You'll look back and love your 2025 body in photos.
♓ Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Fresh starts are coming. I see a new uniform, new desk, new contacts in your list. NEW NEW NEW. Thank the f*cking heavens right? People did you dirty all with a smile on their face. Now it's time to get even. You're also educated this year. Graduation, training or starting some form of self-help thingy. You're ready to totally rebrand yourself in 2025. It feels easy first 3 months of the year, people behaving themselves around you a lot. People returning back to you what you invested in them! Finally someone was willing to reciprocate the love but they took their bloody time. Money? You've got enough... it ain't all about riches in the first little bit... you've got to walk this new walk first.
Here’s the deal.
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*drum roll*
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